Noah Buist mugshot
KALAMAZOO (WKZO) — A Kalamazoo man with some very bad timing, bad judgment and bad luck has reportedly agreed to plead guilty to one charge of first degree Home invasion. In exchange, other charges will be dropped.
County Deputies say 28-year-old Noah Buist broke into the Texas Township home of a female co-worker at the post office last April while she was out on a date.
It turns out that date was with an off-duty Public Safety Officer who found him hiding in her closet with a knife and a roll of duct tape. The officer subdued him until deputies arrived to make the arrest.
They were tipped off by the discovery of dog treats in the cage of her dog that she had not put there.
They also learned he had put a GPS unit on her car so he could track her movements.
First degree home invasion is a 20-year-felony. He will be sentenced on November 4th.
via Former Kalamazoo postal worker cops a plea
Background
When the batteries for a GPS device he had attached to a co-worker’s car began to run down, Noah Buist’s infatuation with co-worker Lauren Bolen drove him to break into her home last week “so he could continue to track her.”
Buist had been following her by using a GPS device One of the reasons he had returned to the home that evening was that the GPS power was depleted and he needed to recover his tracking device so he could continue to track her.
Once he arrived at the home, he realized that the car was in the garage and that he would need to enter the home to retrieve the tracker, which showed it was still at the residence.”
Buist, who worked with Bolen at the United States Postal Service branch on South Drake Road, went to Bolen’s home between 10:30 and 11:30 p.m. April 10. Once he arrived, Buist tried to break into the house through several basement windows, at one point marking a square with duct tape on a window that he then tried to break out with a socket wrench.
When that proved unsuccessful, McGehee said, Buist went back to his car, where he used his cellphone to search “for various ways to break into a home.”
“He found out that he could break into a home using credit cards to attempt to bypass a lock of a front door,” McGehee testified. “Mr. Buist then returned to the residence, used credit cards and, after a trial and error technique, was able to gain entry through the front door.”
He then began walking through the home looking at photographs and documents and items to familiarize himself with Bolen in an attempt to gain her affection…
Buist was eventually caught some time before 2:30 a.m. April 11 when Bolen and her boyfriend, off-duty Kalamazoo Public Safety Officer John Vandenberg, returned home from a Grand Rapids Griffins hockey game, investigators said.
Bolen’s dog, a miniature Schnauzer named Oreo, alerted Bolen and Vandenberg to Buist and Vandenberg restrained Buist after finding him hiding in a bedroom closet in the basement.
At the scene, McGehee said investigators found that Buist had the duct tape, socket wrench, a flashlight and metal strips in his possession. Buist also had a fixed-blade knife “the blade of which had been wrapped in duct tape,” the sergeant testified.
He probably voted for Obie,,,, twice as only stupid people could!
@HU FARTID FACE
will you maake me some sandwiches, my bro ?
Looking at his mugshot I think back to the Rob Schneider movie “Big Stan” where he prepares himself for jail. For those who haven’t heard of it just do a youtube search of “big stan trailer”
@Jimmie
I’ll give it to you good, my N I g g a !!!! And in yo butt..
Would you like some sandwiches with thta but juice ?
Please love me, babe
@ pyscho ,huh ????
READ THIS,
@GUEST,, you can find all those electronic devises at “Cheaters Spy Store”. On your credit card statement, it comes up on your bill as, CSS. They have these for around a couple of hundred, but you have to pay a monthly activation fee of about $30 an up.
They also have electronic devices that let you record and video up and close actions with a small camera/video that looks like a car key remote (nobody would ever think anything). Plus they have many other items for sale, all in a discreet manner. Even have a small round dish, which you can aim at folks on the street, co-workers, neighbors of up to 300 feet, and listen to their conversations. I have most of what they sell. I have about5$ grand in electronic and video/audio recording, and or, listening devices that will protect me in some form or fashion. I do not use my stuff for crimes. Even have a cell phone recorder, and even have a pen that records. This is good in meetings, because I tend to forget all the things that were discussed, and I go home, and plug these things. into my laptop, and listen again for anything that I forgot, or missed. Great stuff. Even they sell home security items, that I can watch the outside of my home, and at all angles, and the inside of my home, from my smart phone, and it is all free monitoring. The GPS, they have a couple of diff things that you can use. One you hide in or outside of there car, or one you can put a pen in her purse. Depends on what you want it for. I track my homo lover everywhere, and this way I can see if someone else is giving it to him in the ass.
Now, when this postal worker is in the slammer, who is going to make his sandwiches ?
My battery powered dildo has a GPS chip in the electronics. If he is even in the postal bathroom during his break, and giving his ass a workout, I WILL KNOW IT. And i will confront him when he walks out. That is still cheating on me…
Oh I love being a FAIRY…
NSA had my dentist put a battery powered GPS unit in the fillings of my teeth. Luckily my Postal Supervisors are all energy vampires. They suck away all my energy and even the GPS signal from my teeth goes nowhere. Break Time!
Let me go on the record and say that even I think the postal worker dude above is a crazy ko0K!
Um…in your phone, in your scanner, in your navigation device, in your tablet computer and those little things apple just started selling which you can stick on your car keys or anything else you want to be able to find. Battery operated gps is pretty much everywhere!
Where do you find a gps device that runs on batteries
He will beat the charge and be the next PMG
All I want is love…why you no love me?